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LastManStand
04-19-2009, 01:13 PM
No fake, this is for real! :laser:


بيانيه ي محمد مايلي كهن در انتقاد از امير قلعه نويي سرويس: ورزشي - فوتبال

خبرگزاري دانشجويان ايران - تهران
سرويس: ورزشي - فوتبال


محمد مايلي كهن در بيانيه اي به صحبت هاي اخير مسوولان باشگاه استقلال و امير قلعه نويي به شدت انتقاد كرد.

به گزارش خبرگزاري دانشجويان ايران (ايسنا)، متن كامل بيانيه ي مايلي كهن به اين شرح است:

مردم عزيز، قهرمان و دوست داشتني ايران سربلند و هميشه جاويد

اين روزها پس از مسابقه ي شرافتمندانه ي كه تيم سايپا با جوانان برومند و شايسته اش در برابر رقيب قابل احترام خود انجام داد و به اذعان همه، تيم سايپا صرفا به ارايه ي يك بازي كاملا جوانمردانه و پاك پرداخت، اما متاسفانه چه به هنگام مسابقه (در ورزشگاه) و چه پس از آن، طي روزهاي اخير مورد هجوم ناجوانمردانه ترين الفاظ كه تنها از شعبان بي مخ ها و نوچه هايشان برمي آمد، پرداخته و در صدد آن برآمدند تا ضعف هاي فني خود را به همه كس و همه چيز غير از خود نسبت داده و هر آنچه كه خود و نوچه هايشان لايق آن هستند با سياه نمايي هرچه تمام تر به اين و آن نسبت بدهند تا شايد بتوانند ضعف هاي فني خود را به گونه اي از چشم اين و آن پنهان داشته و لاپوشاني نمايند.

لذا به همين منظور به اين آقايان كوتوله و سياه كار (كل يوم) كه حتي فاقد مدرك تحصيلي براي گروهبان قندلي شدن بوده، اما لقب ژنرال را يدك مي كشند اعلام مي دارم تا از گل دقيقه ي 90 سايپا و از درس و پيامي كه آن گل به بزرگي و پهناي ايران عزيز اسلامي مان به همراه خود داشت پند گرفته و هرچه سريع تر دست از نوچه بازي و نوچه پروري برداشته و از كارهاي ناثواب و عوام فريبي خودداري نمايند، بديهي است كه هيچ دستي برتر و بالاتر از دست خداوند عزوجل نبوده و اوست كه اگر بخواهد كسي را خوار نمايد خوار و اگر عزيز بدارد عزيز خواهد داشت و هيچ برگي بي*اذن او بر زمين نخواهد افتاد.

اين مطالب شامل همه ي گنده باقالي هايي كه به عنوان نوچه در كنار اين آدم كوتوله هستند نيز مي شود.

والسلام، محمد مايلي كهن

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Sly
04-19-2009, 01:19 PM
You're kidding me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :D

OMG!!!!!!! This is the most surprising article I've read coming directly from a person in Iran!!!! :D

BTW, does ghalenoei have "general" as a nick??

LastManStand
04-19-2009, 01:29 PM
http://isna.ir/ISNA/NewsView.aspx?ID=News-1320583&Lang=P

Kohan is crazy......
He is high uncountable!

Sly
04-19-2009, 01:31 PM
Oh man... he's crazy alright. But it was time somebody stood up against GN too! :D

Red Devil's Advocate
04-19-2009, 01:33 PM
LMFAO. Hahahahahahahaha...man I'm going nuts...this is so farking hilarious....
Can't believe it.

Payandeh Iran
04-19-2009, 05:02 PM
Are you kidding me? That is awesome to see MMK and GN bioftan bejooneh hamdigeh. Begholeh Maroof az har taraf koshteh shavad besoodeh Islam ast

alila
04-20-2009, 03:47 AM
hilarious!?????????//

this is so sad. adab va ehteram ham az farhang ma rafte thanks to islamic republic

PJ
04-20-2009, 05:28 AM
This is hilarious. They both understand zaboone ham ro.

Shahin
04-20-2009, 05:14 PM
He is a carbon copy of AN , look wise, atitude and .... Two Morons , one for our football and the other one to run our country.

Alixman984
04-20-2009, 07:05 PM
Well I think it's very sad!
TM coach speaks like a chal e meydooni

MK :asskiss:

LastManStand
04-20-2009, 07:43 PM
What a circus, what a spectacle.
This is like “olagh” be “olagh” joftak andakhtan!

This is not only "hilarious", but cracking me up too! :wavetowel2:

Etemad-e Melli (http://www.roozna.com/)

Kaesra
04-21-2009, 04:12 PM
Li'l Birdies all over saying he got fired and we are coachless once more, the Saga continues.

Will A new coach be hired soon ?

Will Daei come back in discuise?

Will Batman save Robin from the R?ddler ?

See it in the next of episode of the Old and the Curruptable.

artavile
04-21-2009, 04:51 PM
Little birdie is apparently right.

Payvand Iran News ...

04/21/09

Iran's national football team in turmoil as the newly appointed coach resigns
Sources: ISNA and Mehr News Agency

Iran's Football Federation approved resignation of newly appointed national soccer team head coach Mohammad Mayeli Kohan. He had taken over the national team from Ali Daei on April 6.

The Federation will install the new head coach by April 26, the federation's Chairman Ali Kafashian told Iranian Students News Agency (ISNA).

Earlier today Kafashian had said the federation's presidium will mull over the resignation of Mayeli Kohan either on Thursday or Saturday.

Asked whether the new head coach is selected from among previous options, he said they are still in our list but the list may also include other choices.

He then appreciated Mayeli Kohan's endeavors for the soccer team.

Mayelikohan submitted his resignation to Iran's Football Federation officials after he launched a verbal attack on Esteghlal coach Amir Ghalenoei.

Mayelikohan, who is also Saipa football coach, issued a statement on Sunday in which he accused Esteghlal coach of being an agitator.

Iran is scheduled to play North Korea on June 6. The team is fourth in the 2010 World Cup qualifiers in Group Two with six points, behind North and South Korea and Saudi Arabia respectively.

... Payvand News - 04/21/09 ... --