Yesterday when I got home my wife gave me a glass of water. I drank it and then without saying a word she gave me another glass of water. I drank it and placed the empty glass on the counter and then without saying a word she gave me another glass of water. I drank it and sat down on the couch and then without saying a word she gave me another glass of water. I drank it and turned on the TV and then without saying a word she gave me another glass of water. I drank it and changed the channel and then without saying a word she gave me another glass of water. I drank it and indicated I was no longer thirsty and then without saying a word she gave me another glass of water. I drank it and said no more water and then without saying a word she gave me another glass of water. I drank it and screamed put your listening ears on and then without saying a word she gave me another glass of water. I drank it and said why so much water and then without saying a word she gave me another glass of water. I drank it and got up from the couch and then without saying a word she gave me another glass of water. I drank it and said the next glass coming my way will be broken and then without saying a word she gave me another glass of water. I drank it and started going towards the bathroom and then without saying a word she gave me another glass of water. I drank it and said here I'm gonna pee and then without saying a word she gave me another glass of water. I drank it and said I must escape as I ran towards the front door and then without saying a word she gave me another glass of water. I drank it and tripped over the carpet and then without saying a word she gave me another glass of water. I drank it and said why are you doing this and then without saying a word she gave me another glass of water. I drank it as I lay helpless on the ground with a bruised elbow and then without saying a word she gave me another glass of water. I drank it and cried for help and then without saying a word she gave me another glass of water. I drank it and remembered the day when I saw Dancing with Wolves in the theaters and then without saying a word she gave me another glass of water. I drank it and tried to wrestle her hand off of my mouth and then without saying a word she gave me another glass of water. I drank it and tried to spit the water out and then without saying a word she gave me another glass of water. I drank it and then she shot me in the face.

Deep dude, very deep. :)
How's your face feelin' today?

Why didn't you just stop drinking ? I think you just are just too polite.

My face looks a little uneven so I will ask her to shoot the other side as well for symmetry.
Right before I walked in my friends dared me to drink 100 glasses of water to which I agreed to do later that evening. I thought this would be a good test to see if I really was capable of doing so before humiliating myself in defeat in front of my friends.

LOL. I think you should make a new song that goes something like this,

99 Glasses Of Water In the Mouth, 99 glasses of water,
If one of those glasses should happen to fall,
98 glasses of water in the mouth.

98 Glasses Of Water In the Mouth, 98 glasses of water,
If one of those glasses should happen to fall,
97 glasses of water in the mouth.

97 Glasses Of Water In the Mouth, 97 glasses of water,
If one of those glasses should happen to fall,
96 glasses of water in the mouth.

96 Glasses Of Water In the Mouth, 96 glasses of water,
If one of those glasses should happen to fall,
95 glasses of water in the mouth.

95 Glasses Of Water In the Mouth, 95 glasses of water,
If one of those glasses should happen to fall,
94 glasses of water in the mouth.

94 Glasses Of Water In the Mouth, 94 glasses of water,
If one of those glasses should happen to fall,
93 glasses of water in the mouth...

I think you can take it from there ;)

Yes but what if one of those glasses fall on my toe causing me to shout out in pain and thus scaring the neighbor's llama who runs in the middle of the road forcing a car to come to a screaching hault as it rolls over and hits a tree that has been there since it was planted by a man who had only shaved half of his moustache to show solidarity with the long legged movie goers of Bangladesh?

That shouldnt be a problem cause your neighbour doesnt have a llama.

True, but he has recently talked about buying one.

I stand corrected.

Dude, you obviously have an imaginative and creative mind. Why not put it to good use and participate in the writing contest? I actually like your writing style and think if you can connect dots (much like you did here) with Iranian Football events, you can write something very unique and fun.

I just might, but I must warn you whatever I write will be very sexy.