Yesterday I went to the library and told the librarian that I really needs a book about the dark side of the moon. The librarian said I would sure like to believe you, my heart wants to receive you but we don’t have such books. So I decided to look for one myself. I stumbled upon a half eaten sandwich and as I picked it up to throw it in the garbage a custodian spotted me and said you can not eat in the library. I replied this is not my sandwich and the custodian said I would sure like to believe you, my heart wants to receive you but you need to leave right away. So I left the library and passed a man who was bleeding on the sidewalk. The cops arrived and immediately handcuffed me. I explained that I had nothing to do with this man getting injured but the cop said I would sure like to believe you, my heart wants to receive you and threw Me in the back seat of the car. There was another man in the back seat and I asked him what are you here for and he replied armed robbery and then he asked me what about you and I said that I hadn’t done anything. The armed robber said I would sure like to believe you, my heart wants to receive you and kicked out the window and ran away. I also climbed out the window and tried to run away but accidentally ran into a cyclist. I apologized to the cyclist and said that I didn’t mean to run into him but the cyclist said I would sure like to believe you, my heart wants to receive you and then picked up a brick and smashed my head in.