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Bi-Honar
04-30-2009, 03:57 AM
Is Santa Clause Coming To Town?!

Afshin Ghotbi, the newly appointed coach of Iran’s national football team - affectionately referred to as Team Melli by Iranian fans - faces a monumental task in qualifying Iran for the 2010 World Cup, to be held in South Africa next year. Indeed, the job at hand seems so impossible that only a miracle, similar to those expected from Saint Nicholas around Christmas time, will see Iran through to the world’s biggest and most exclusive party.

Although most Iranians do not believe in Santa Clause, they should not turn to despair just yet. Afshin, the Arabicized form of the Middle-Persian name Pishin, is actually derived from Pisinah. It is the name of a revered and righteous character described in the old Zoroastrian text of Avesta, as an Ashavan - someone who possesses Asha or truth and righteousness. By including his family name, Afshin Ghotbi literally means “the revered character from the pole who possesses truth and righteousness!” He may not be the plump white bearded man one would expect, but one shalt not doubteth the power of a name.

Interestingly enough, the event that set in motion Ghotbi’s appointment as head coach, namely the resignation of former man-in-charge Mohammad Mayeli-Kohan, occurred on April 21st, the first day of the Iranian month of Ordibehesht which also symbolizes Asha! Truth and righteousness alone may not bring smiles to Team Melli fans however, and anything short of a full redemption will leave them sifting through the ashes - as their team currently sits in second last place and five points behind leaders Korea Republic who still have one game in hand.

In an interesting twist of faith, or a serious case of historical Déjà vu for the Agnostics, redemption itself will most likely be delivered by a man named Afshin! In the 8th century, an Iranian General who later became known simply by his title Afshin, marched on to revive Iranian sentiments, battered by humiliating defeats at the hands of Arabs from Saudi Arabia, in the century before him. Ghotbi takes the helm at a time when Iranian sentiments have been battered by yet another humiliating home defeat to Saudi Arabia – this time in a World Cup qualifier a month before him! Indeed, who could be better suited for the battle against a well organized and determined North Korean team, in the intimidating and military-like atmosphere of the Kim II Sung Stadium, than a man named Afshin?

Team Melli fans will be disappointed to know that Santa will not march into Pyongyang on June 6th – exactly 6 months ahead of Saint Nicholas Day – to deliver an early Christmas gift for them. This will not be a white Christmas and there will be no green mistletoes or an army of elves dressed in red to help things go smoothly. There will however be a righteous man from the pole - who once led the army of giants dressed in red - marching onto the green grass of the Kim II Sung stadium, his army dressed in white and his supporters waving flags of green, white and red to commemorate the occasion.


Behrou G.
© April 2009

Bi-Honar
05-01-2009, 11:09 PM
Santa's not feeling the love! ;)

raminIC
05-01-2009, 11:20 PM
Well, it definately was original. I loved all of the analogies throughout the article Behrou jaan.

If I may cirtique (forgive me in advance), you message seemed to get lost a little bit because you were jumping back and forth a bit too much.

But overall, great job.

Kaz
05-02-2009, 03:03 AM
Good job Behrou, you show your broad knowledge in this piece. If I may critique, like Ramin I think your message gets a bit lost and we learn more about Zoroastrianism than Afshin Ghotbi. But good stuff anyway. Come on guys, write!

artavile
05-02-2009, 03:04 AM
Santa's not feeling the love! ;)

Would you like some cookies and milk? ;)

It is a fine article, very creative but it gets a bit confusing with background history of Afshin, MK and Santa all in one article.

Good job Behrou jan. :)

Bi-Honar
05-02-2009, 07:43 PM
Thanks guys for the critique and appreciate it much. :)
I did try to put too much information into one article, guilty as charged. ;) This was my first article in 3 years, so the pen's a little rusty to say the least. Will keep the next one much lighter.

LOL @ cookies and milk. Funny you said that Hamid jaan. Yesterday Tia (out white and cream female cat) hurt her leg, so we took her to the vet. While we're waiting for the doctor, these 2 cops come and we overhear the conversation with the firls at the counter. Apparently, this guy who is a good customer at the clinic but has bipolar disorder had been in earlier and he was acting really weird. So, the girls ask him if he wants some cookies and milk (to calm him down I guess) and the guy goes absolutely bizzark!!! :)

So, when the cops showed up he was already gone and we started talking to them a little bit, real nice guys. I asked one of them where he was from and he said he was Yugoslavian, which was really strange for me, since I had not heard that for over a decade. Anyway he was Seriban-Croatian (which really is Yugoslavian if you think about it ;)) and was a vet back home, but became a cop since they wouldn't accept his degree in Canada. We talked about Tito and politics for a while and they took off.

Next, comes back Mr. Cookie and Milk, still looking really adgitated and sketchy, turns around to me and goes is your cat microshipped? I said no. He goes why not? I said she just isn't. He goes, are you sure?!!! I'm like yeah I'm pretty sure (obviously). Then he goes where to the make the microschips?!!! I go I don't know. He goes why don't you guess. So I said probably China. He goes are you sure? I said no, I'm guessing! He goes why are you guessing. I said because you asked me too!!! Then he got really angry and took of with a mug from the clinic!!! Anyway, I just though it was funny that you brought brought up cookies and milk. :)

artavile
05-02-2009, 08:23 PM
LOL, what an interesting turn of events. Who would have thought going to Vet's office is uneventful.

On a serious note, that guy sounds like a real nut case, I had to deal with a couple of those guys years ago when I worked as a bartender. Scary shit!

Bi-Honar
05-02-2009, 11:46 PM
Didn't know you worked as bartender. You must have been great at it (with your excellent Capi work ethics and being a good listener). I would've definitely been a regular! ;)

artavile
05-03-2009, 11:57 AM
Didn't know you worked as bartender. You must have been great at it (with your excellent Capi work ethics and being a good listener). I would've definitely been a regular! ;)

I was pretty good back in the days, even worked in a club for a while a little bit of this :BunnyGirl: and :brightguy: ;)

Behrou jan, I always hooked up the regulars and friends with good drinks. :drinking05:

PJ
05-04-2009, 04:35 AM
Nice article Behrou jan. I read it last week but got really busy and forgot to write anything. Anyways, I am not rating any of the articles just yet. When was the deadline? I wanted to rate them after reading all of them.
By the way strange story in the Vet.

Kaesra
05-04-2009, 05:24 AM
Good article I agree with the other guys critique though.

I actually missed the article bc the Title didn't really attract me and I didnt realise it was an article in the right to wright forum.

I didn't get the analogy with santa at first but the name explanation made it clear (although farfetched). I think you did well with putting your own expertise in the story it was interesting, but maybe a bit unatractive for people not interested in Zoroastrian fate/iranian history.

Same thing as PJ I'm going to wait for the other articles before I vote, I shouldn't have voted in Kaz's thread yet either.

PS. I seem to have to have been mistaken about changing thread rating, apparently it is possible to change your rating later on, Atleast I just tried with Kaz's thread and it worked.

Kaz
05-04-2009, 09:29 AM
Kaesra jan, I hope it was from 3 stars to 5 :D

Kaesra
05-05-2009, 01:27 AM
From 3 to 4, it might get to 5 though, but since I thought you were going to wright another one later on, I thought I'd wait for that one first and you also said it was a quicky and if I would have givin you 5 stars you might have have gotten to confident :D